Comments on: Five Ways To Beat The Credit Crunch

By: Mrs McLoughlin

Mrs McLoughlin — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:41:08 +0000

Date or marry a Premiership footballer save personal expense and lessen the pain of shopping by spending somebody else’s money!

By: Big Brother Contestant

Big Brother Contestant — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:34:57 +0000

Make sure you have absolutely no talent whatsoever! Phone Max Clifford and just trust him to do the rest!

By: AgendaWide

AgendaWide — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:33:36 +0000

‘1. Turn the volume down on your transister whenever BBC business man Robert Peston comes on air.’
If you read his website I suspect he may prefer to be crunched by Weedough Spanky! No credit accepted but Weedough is little Cash.
‘I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that’s real’

By: C Vorderman

C Vorderman — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:26:56 +0000

Why not take out several credit cards and use a third party to consolidate all your debt into one low, affordable, monthly payment.?

By: Mr Mandelson

Mr Mandelson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:15:40 +0000

Another one! Become the new John Prescott, pretend you’re working class and get paid lots of money for acting out that pretence. Please bring own croquet mallet!

By: brandon flours

brandon flours — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:54:25 +0000

neglect your kids, or even do away with them and then sue anyone who mentions it