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Jenny McCarthy Collaborates With God On Cure For Autism

by | 17th, October 2008

JENNY McCarthy’, a jobbing Hollywood blonde had a son. And with a showbiz son comes a new career opportunity.

As bad luck had it Jenny’s son was especially special. Jenny’s son was diagnosed with autism. Jenny believes the MMR vaccine was the cause.

So Jenny did what any celebrity would do faced with a special child – she made a new career talking about MMR, her son and his autism. She has written five books on the matter.

Then she cured him.

She tells US Weekly magazine:

“Before the vaccination, he was huggy, lovey, snugly. Then it was like someone came down and stole him.”

Yeah, we know what you’re thinking. But soft porn star Jenny does not see her son as new Madeleine McCann. But he is a victim. She goes on:

“I made a deal with God. I said, ‘You fix my boy, you show me the way and I’ll teach the world how I did it.'”

So God cures the son and she gets the credit? Does God have a lawyer, or a book deal?

And while the medics work in the labs and in the hospitals, God and Jenny collaborate on a dietary plan for the boy.

And the boy is cured.

So there it is. You can cure autism if you are blonde and God is on your side. If God is not on your side then you are royally humped and your child is very possibly black, brown or possessed…

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