United In Grief: Jorg Haider And Princess Diana Were Two Of A Kind

SAYS Volkswagen spokesman Peter Thul on the death of Jorg Haider (aka Joerge Haider):

“Many things bring to mind Lady Diana’s death.”

First of all , she was a Princess - the Peoples’ Princess; a Princess of Hearts; Our Lady Of the Immaculate Handbag. Indeed, at the time of his car crash Haider was rumoured to be romancing a Muslim man in his thirties, the son of an immigrant shop worker.

Also:

• Haider was blonde and blue eyed

He adored dogs

• He advanced Diana’ work on landmines by suggesting mine for blacks, Muslims and Jews that could be activated by the size of a man’s nose

• He had impeccable table manners

• He was listening to The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society on the car radio

• He had a morbid dread of stairs

• He once danced with John Travolta…

• He married into German aristocracy…

• He isn’t dead…

More in the Daily Express…

Joerg Haider: I Blame The Jews, Muslims And Blacks

Austria For Green Shirts, Black Shirts And Brown Shirts

Haider Passes On The Left, And Dies

A Bottle of Vodka, and Then He Started the Phaeton

Haider in the gay bar, gay bar

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Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink