Is there a Hag hanging around ready to greet them?

Am I alone ………..?

Speed cameras are being given the heave-ho!

Only in Swindon for now - but who knows???

Could be getting rid of them everywhere. Cheeky fucking Govenment.

The Government gets all the fines and the Councils have to pay for the maintenance! Bastards!

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:40 am
PammyWammy!

What have you done with Cheryl?

Where is Cheryl?

Mmmmmmmm! Rage now. Not fury anymore - And old photographs!

Mmmmmmmm! Methods in madness?

What have you done with Cheryl? She was always pleasant with me in the lonely hours.

You are always rude to me and leave me feeling alienated and despairing - I fear that I am forever destined to be an Oick when you come on here.

It’s really naff - honestly! Trust me.

Why don’t you read some Shakespeare and learn how to construct for effect? Shakespeare was really brill at it! And he makes me chortle.

Eddie wanted me to play with his balls.

Keela was a tad jealous - but I gave her a bottle of Cadaverine by Coco and she was OK. She treated me to a lovely supper - out of the advance she got last week for her book.

Keela’s book will not be released at the same time as TB’s - she doesn’t want the Clannies showing ‘rage’ about her book whilst Tony is still causing them rage.

She wants the Sun readers ‘rage’ all to herself!

In fact her book is called ”LA RAGE - CAUSED TO THE CLAN BY ME AND EDDIE!”

Eddie the dog’s book is called ”KEELA AND EDDIE - ‘TWO HUNDRED AND ONE - AND NOT OUT”

LOL!

October 23rd, 2008 at 1:49 am
Of course you can work here; baskets wait to be woven.
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Wahhhh! Thaaaank yer Maayaam! Ahhh aayaam soooo hayaaaapy thayat yer is all just so willin’ ter make me feeeeel at home! Thaaaank yer Maayam!

Aaaaam gonna make yer the purdiest bayasket that yer ever did seeee!

Aaaaand Maayaam - Ahmmmma gonna make it big enough to fit yer great big head in! Hayave a narce day now yer hear! Hee haa!

I hope that Gonad LF is not still loitering about like a bad smell!

CONNIE - I hope you saw my message to you last night. I will keep checking in to see if there is a PammyWammy. I think she is concerned about my emigration plans. I have been told I can work in the States!!! Ha ha!

Am off to bedfordshire now, to the blanket show, to get my MUCH NEEDED beauty sleep! Sweet dreams xx

And I’m pretty sure the French would regard a glass of wine as a vital part of a varied diet!

True, true. Will come clean with people in a few weeks time, dont want to tempt fate. Will do the same with the wine i think, as i tend to think that the french would positively encourage it!

Chickenpox sounds as if it would work, though people might get a bit suspicious after a few months had gone by.

The wine is undoubtedly a problem, and I do sympathise; the medics really have managed to mess us all up with that one.

I really doubt that a glass of wine in a woman eating a good and varied diet is going to do any harm; I suspect that no-one has taken a hard look at the question because so much research is driven by the USA where they are obsessed with suing people.

I wonder what the advice in France is?

If i tell people that there is chickenpox in the house, they wont want to visit? Am desperately missing my wine!

Unfortunately Plan B can be a bit more expensive since it consists of meeting guests at the door with very large drinks, in the hope that by the time they make it down the corridor they are already half cut and thus unlikely to notice the clouds of dust billowing as they sit down…

cards are curling at the ends

You should be pamered at all times, obviously, but particularly at the moment. It probably doesn’t help that winter is coming on; everything seems to be much harder work. It may get a bit better when the clocks go back.

June has an excellent method of compensating for not doing the housework which I pass on; place some get well soon cards on the mantelpiece….

I think he has been forced down by my hormones! Im just so tired all the time! Is it wrong to be expecting pampering 24/7

The hormonal thing goes with the territory as I recall, but things always seem much easier in hindsight.

Has hubby come down from Cloud 9 yet?