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	<title>Comments on: 10 Ways Yo Kill Your Pet And Get Away With It</title>
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		<title>By: Borat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Borat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ANUS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ANUS!</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 06:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your a bag of shit</description>
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		<title>By: chenier</title>
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		<dc:creator>chenier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Too right, C&amp;C, though Anorka has failed to note the spiralling deathrates of tortoises as the winter draws on and mean owners neglect to provide comfortable hibernation quarters.

Come the spring England will be awash with tortoise soup...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too right, C&amp;C, though Anorka has failed to note the spiralling deathrates of tortoises as the winter draws on and mean owners neglect to provide comfortable hibernation quarters.</p>
<p>Come the spring England will be awash with tortoise soup&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: coolandcalm</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You're lucky June's on her hols! 

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Re:  No 2.

My cat killed my (new) laptop, not the other way round!  Threw it off the table onto the wood floor when it was on and open.  Insurance paid out so I guess I'm tucked in a different set of stats somewhere.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re lucky June&#8217;s on her hols! </p>
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<p>Re:  No 2.</p>
<p>My cat killed my (new) laptop, not the other way round!  Threw it off the table onto the wood floor when it was on and open.  Insurance paid out so I guess I&#8217;m tucked in a different set of stats somewhere.</p>
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