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Scouting For Girls: Arkela’s Sex Class With Blue Peter And Kaa The Snake

by | 20th, October 2008

WHO is that lone wolf in the park? Why it’s Arkela. He’s been on Paedo Prowl , and can report that the area is safe and secure.

He’s our Leader, leader, leader of the ging-gang-goolies.

Arkela wants you to Be Prepared. And he’d like to would like to introduce you to Baloo, also know as The Bear. Can anyone tell Arkela what a Bear is?

Yes, you, boy.

“Is it a hairy homosexual male, sir?”

That’s right.

The man from the Scouting Association arrives. “Behind You!” scream the boys. Arkela reaches into his pocket and blows hard on a cuckoo whistle. He tugs on his woggle, which doubles as a condom.

Says Chief Scout Peter Duncan, aka Blue Peter:

“We must be realistic and accept that around a third of young people are sexually active before 16 and many more start relationships at 16 and 17.”

Arkela pull out a Kaa from his shorts and with the aid of puppetry retells the story of the ‘Garden of Eden’, the infamous Adam and Eve’s scout/guide camping adventure to Rhyl, 1973.

Says Blue Peter:

“Scouting touches members of every community…”

Sniggering.

“…religious and social group in the country so adults in Scouting have a duty to promote safe and responsible relationships and, as an organisation, we have the responsibility to provide sound advice about how to do that.”

Arkela is

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