Katatonic: Kerry Katona’s Amazing New Body
WITH curves not seen since the glory days of Warrington’s Spud U Like grand opening, Kerry Katona appears on the Mirror’s front page to show readers her “amazing body”.
To page 9, where a naked Kerry is showing off her cosmetic surgery bruises. Anorak is particularly appalled by the metal stables that join the chest to the navel.
Amazing.
In much the same way that a car cash is amazing, or bowl of last night’s kebab, or a punch in the face.
It turns out, though, that Kerry is wearing a black halter neck swimsuit.
Kerry reassures doubters who may mistake the pictures for cheap and nasty that they are “classy” (although which class is unspecified)…
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Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kerry Katona Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 21st, 2008 at 11:47 am
We’re back to the guy jumping off the Empire State Building, aren’t we?
So far, so good, so far, so good…
October 21st, 2008 at 11:20 am
Morning Chenier, is it safe to come out today
October 21st, 2008 at 11:10 am
Morning Coco, Lone!
I think we need to wish Kerry the best of British; let’s face it, her Iceland advertising campaign is on its way out.
Who wants to be reminded of how much money they lost in the Nordic Tiger?
Kittens just don’t hack it…
October 21st, 2008 at 11:05 am
that girl couldn’t stick to a good diet if the food was put into her fridge everyday.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:00 am
Kerry should be warned that if she does not stick to a good diet - the fat will come back in some very odd places.
It has been discovered that fat doesn’t come back to where it once grew!
It finds places above and beyond where it was before! Yuk!