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Katatonic: Kerry Katona’s Amazing New Body

by | 21st, October 2008

WITH curves not seen since the glory days of Warrington’s Spud U Like grand opening, Kerry Katona appears on the Mirror’s front page to show readers her “amazing body”.

To page 9, where a naked Kerry is showing off her cosmetic surgery bruises. Anorak is particularly appalled by the metal stables that join the chest to the navel.

Amazing.

In much the same way that a car cash is amazing, or bowl of last night’s kebab, or a punch in the face.

It turns out, though, that Kerry is wearing a black halter neck swimsuit.

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