Old Woman Arrested For Keeping Child’s Ball
THERE’S no-one quite link grandma for nicking your ball:
An 88-year-old Ohio grandmother was arrested last week when she refused to return a neighborhood boy’s football that had landed in her front yard.
Did she eat it?
A frustrated Edna Jester took the football last Thursday evening after it landed, once again, in the yard of her Blue Ash home, where she has lived since April 1949. When Jester refused to return the football, neighbor Paul Tanis, 40, called the cops.
Call the police. Tell the teacher. No-one likes a grass…
Though police warned that she would be arrested unless she returned the football, Jester refused, according to the below Blue Ash Police Department report. In a TSG interview, an emotional Jester said that she had repeatedly warned her teenage neighbors that she did not want to retrieve their football since, “I’m not a ball chaser.”
No chasing. Wait until the ball stops, then get it…
Jester… added that she frequently told the young football enthusiasts that she did not want them on her property and did not want to be bothered while she was reading the Bible or eating dinner.
Cursed are the ball chasers…
Jester, who lives alone, still has the football.
Which she now calls Bob and shares dinners with…
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October 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
My neighbour shot our plastic ‘66 World Cup ‘Willie’ ball with an air rifle then threw it back.
I remember the big boy who was always Kenny Dalgleish set fire to his garden shed that night.
October 21st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
No teeth, that’s why
They have to
October 21st, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Old people suck.
October 21st, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Anorak Says:
October 21st, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I lived next door a German called Egon - he was an utter sod who would not return my ball. Did I mention that he was German..?
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Yes I’ve noticed the Germans like to hold onto the ball when England play them !
October 21st, 2008 at 5:38 pm
An utter sod, now I come to think about it.
But it’s an improvement on throwing eggs at schoolgirls playing netball; one day I will get the Offspring to relate that sad tale…
October 21st, 2008 at 5:33 pm
yes and that he was a sod…
October 21st, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I lived next door a German called Egon - he was an utter sod who would not return my ball. Did I mention that he was German..?
October 21st, 2008 at 5:28 pm
you go and get it
no you go and get it
no you go and get it
we’ll both go and get it then
s’cuse me can we have our ball back please
no feck off
Oh
daaaaaaaaaad ol jester won’t let us have our ball back
whaaaaaattttt!!!!! That crazy ass Edna wait till I get my hands on her
Edna give the ball back to the boys
No
Oh…..
Boys! You’ll have to start golf….