Comments on: Old Woman Arrested For Keeping Child’s Ball

By: willo

willo — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:00:43 +0000

My neighbour shot our plastic ‘66 World Cup ‘Willie’ ball with an air rifle then threw it back.
I remember the big boy who was always Kenny Dalgleish set fire to his garden shed that night.

By: yampster

yampster — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:31:17 +0000

No teeth, that’s why

They have to

By: Huy Dang

Huy Dang — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:05:10 +0000

Old people suck.

By: Grande Finale

Grande Finale — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:46:36 +0000

Anorak Says:

October 21st, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I lived next door a German called Egon - he was an utter sod who would not return my ball. Did I mention that he was German..?
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Yes I’ve noticed the Germans like to hold onto the ball when England play them !

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:38:07 +0000

An utter sod, now I come to think about it.

But it’s an improvement on throwing eggs at schoolgirls playing netball; one day I will get the Offspring to relate that sad tale…

By: Lone Pigeon

Lone Pigeon — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:33:20 +0000

yes and that he was a sod…

By: Anorak

Anorak — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:31:20 +0000

I lived next door a German called Egon - he was an utter sod who would not return my ball. Did I mention that he was German..?

By: Lone Pigeon

Lone Pigeon — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:28:19 +0000

you go and get it
no you go and get it
no you go and get it

we’ll both go and get it then

s’cuse me can we have our ball back please

no feck off

daaaaaaaaaad ol jester won’t let us have our ball back

whaaaaaattttt!!!!! That crazy ass Edna wait till I get my hands on her

Edna give the ball back to the boys

Oh…..

Boys! You’ll have to start golf….