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Wayne Rooney Polishes Head For England

by | 22nd, October 2008

ANOTHER day, and yet another attempt to squeeze a cheap laugh out of the mighty Wayne Rooney.

Today Wayne is wearing a curly wig, an Amy Winehouse beehive and a Bobby Charlton comb over, the hairstyle Sir Bobby famously wore over his luxurious crop of auburn locks.

The reason for this?

Is it that Our Wayne is going back to his Scouse roots, releasing a hit single or vying to be the new Sir Bobby?

It turns out to be a story on Wayne’s receding hairline.

What better way to cheer on England’s leading hope than by making him the butt of national jokes?

What Wayne needs is to win the Sun over. So look out for him tuning out for England with his head painted in the Flag of St George and buffed to resemble a plastic bowler hat…

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