Israel’s Elite Pigeons Attack Iran
LEST it not be said that there is anything beyond the capabilities of Israel. Release the kosher pigeons:
Security forces in Natanz have arrested two suspected “spy pigeons” near Iran’s controversial uranium enrichment facility, the reformist Etemad Melli newspaper reported on Monday.
With their hooded eyes and hooked beaks, they were also going to raise suspicions…
One of the pigeons was caught near a rose water production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province, the report cited an unnamed informed source as saying, adding that some metal rings and invisible strings were attached to the bird.
What the reports from the skies, oh kite pigeon. Coo-coo-cachoo…
“Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings,” the source was quoted as saying of the second pigeon.
Invisibles strings, like the ones used to control those invisible rockets?
Says one reporter on the scene:
“The beaks on these two are especially pronounced,” continued the source, who noted that the invisible strings could also have been used to haul away small children for neocon rituals and Neil Diamond concerts.
Stop the pigeons… Stop the pigeons… Stop those pigeons now!
Iran Smashes Western Pigeon Spy Ring!!
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October 23rd, 2008 at 3:19 am
Ddi they use hawks or the bald eagle to capture the pigeons? Invisible strings attached to Zion, the invisible emperium?
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
This discussion is hereby subject to a D notice - move along.
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Artemis
I’m sorry , Sir, but unidentified Pigeons are only allowed to enter the Airport with full escorts from Pigeon Squadron Number 1. It may take some time to launch them…
October 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
They tried it all but we’re tough birds trained for survival and no secrets were obtained….
October 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I wonder how they interrogated the pigeons?
Did they use Pidgin Farsi, perchance??
I think we should be told!
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Good thought; would’nt want to worry their little heads about it.
It can be tough in the harsh world of international intrigue, particularly when there are spiritual pigeons trying to impersonate you…
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
well we don’t like to mention them Chenier
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Not to mention the ladies with poisoned spikes in their shoes…
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:57 am
the wives are ok. They know our work involves all the trappings of being a secret agent, fast cars, beautiful women, vodka martini’s etc
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Lone!
I’m so glad to see you!
And, of course, to hear that the Pigeon Family is doing its bit in the War on Terror; congratulations!
Combat can be pretty stressful, though, so I hope they are shedding their rings and strings and getting in some R&R in between flights.
Though their wives may be a little less happy with that idea…
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 am
and he sent me another picture of our cousins currently on a mission in syria
http://www.pigeonrace.com/McCurtis/images/JPEGS/WW1pigeons.jpg
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:22 am
fear not Chenier! My other brother ‘00 pigeon’ is safe. He sent me his photo as proof
http://z.about.com/d/dc/1/0/W/6/pigeon.jpg
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
Anorka, this is a disaster!
Where’s Lone Pigeon?
Where’s his brother, Fully Secured Bank Funding Piegeon?
Where’s his other brother, Rocket Scientist Pigeon?
We need an Amber Pigeon Alert!
Now!