Kerry Katona On Ice: New Body, New Mindset, New Pint
KERRY Katona, formerly Kerry McPadding, is lying face down on a bed telling Zoo magazine readers about the time her home was raided by villains masked.
Zoo: “Do you think they targeted you because of who you are?”
KK: “Definitely not. They did a few houses around my way. Plus, when they walked in, they shouted: ‘Hey, you’re that bird from Atomic Kitten.’”
Video - Kerry on This Morning, reliving the ordeal:
It may be that in the course of traumatic events Kerry’s fine mind did become discombobulated and to her “It’s that dozy cow from Iceland” sounded like the words of long lost fans recalling her stint in Atomic Kitten before she left and they hit the big time.
Over in OK!, Kerry’s natural safe house, Kerry reassures readers: “I WOULD RISK MY LIFE FOR MORE SURGERY.”
What’s more: “I’VE HAD PINTS OF FAT SUCKED OUT.” Not half pints. Not Kerry.
And while we await for Kerry’s new signature scent, Ambergris, we read that Kerry “can’t stop looking at myself”. Not this week, she can’t. Kerry’s been in Closer, the tabloids, OK! and Zoo.
Who knew that with their being less of KK, we would see more of KK?
Maybe one day she will have more surgery and there will more of KK in the fat jar than in the media…
Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kerry Katona Comments (17) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 23rd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Wny on Earth was this woman interviewed in the first place? She’s not attractive, she’s not smart, she has nothing interesting to say ..?
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:57 am
So…. four hours late taking her lithium and it makes her sound pissed? Hmmmmm. My family member who takes lithium shows no effects for days and those effects are definitely not ‘pissed’!
I HATE this Bi-Polar decription. Makes what is a very distressing condition (Manic-Depression) just sound all show-bizzy.
October 23rd, 2008 at 7:42 am
Poor Kerry! What particular medication makes you sound so pissed.
Even double Temazepam and Tramadol could not do that to anything less than a horse. Christ. Slippery slope. Slippery slope.
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:14 pm
“I’VE HAD PINTS OF FAT SUCKED OUT.”
Probably puts it on one side to deep fry her Mars bars!
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
yeah especially if it’s the BBC
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Dubya, no matter what people say, you are not all bad!
Bombing a breakfast television show is undoubtedly a redeeming feature…
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Stokey sounds like my kinda guy! And by the way, the B-52s are on their way to nucularize *This Morning* by tomorra.
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Stokely Carmichael was an old-school Black Power activist who, when asked what the position of women in his ‘liberation’ movement was, replied ‘prone’.
He probably meant supine, but you get the gist.
He’s been resurrected as a bogey man to scare people away from voting for Obama, and Lone Pigeon just got muchos brownie points for knowing that he subsequently changed his name to Kwame Ture.
Stokely, that is, not Obama…
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I’m slightly out of the loop here on this Stokey Krame Ture character….nothing new there of course.
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Well, provided you are not running for the US Presidency you should be OK…
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I was? Should I be…erm….honoured?
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Show off!
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
or Kwame Ture as he was also known…
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
No, no; Jack.
You were channelling Stokely Carmichael…
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Quite so! I was being too shortsighted.
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Face up under a slab sounds better
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
‘ lying face down on a bed ‘
Sounds about the right position to me…..