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How Christian Terrorists Deal With Muslim Terrorists

by | 23rd, October 2008

ON Christian Forums , we learn how a Christan deals with a Muslim terrorist:

From now on if a terrorist kills himself by suicide bombing, or is otherwise killed in an attempt to hurt others we embalm their bodies in pig lard and wrapped in bacon.

Also, I was thinkinging, we could have airplane security guards carry squirtguns filled with pigs blood. Of course, it would have to have anti-coagulants in it, but it would rock because if some terrorist went crazy we could squirt them with pigs blood, and they couldn’t blow themselves up because they’d be unclean, and would have to go to a mosque and pray

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