The World’s Greatest Blondes, Weather And Newspaper: Britain Express
“PETROL DROPS TO 89.9p A LITRE.”
So long as the price of petrol changes, the Express should never run out of front page news exclusives. It’s future is secured.
In the paper’s “Blonde Spot”, the space usually occupied by Princess Diana and Madeleine McCann, readers see a blonde child holding some flowers.
“Why nature thinks it’s really spring,” says the headline. The answer is something to do with immigrants from the south altering our weather patterns.
Petrol prices. Weather. Blondes. The Daily Express – THE WORLD’S GREATEST NEWSPAPER - brings you the news that matters…
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October 24th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
….where?