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B Is For Blessed: Ashley Todd Shows Sings Of Obama Stigmata

by | 25th, October 2008

ASHLEY Todd is telling Pittsburgh police that she “was not robbed and there was no 6’4″ black male attacker”.

Police are most likely telling her that if you are going to carve your face with a letter of the day, to remember that you are looking at a reflection and to buy another mirror to create a reflection of the reflection, or get big black man to cut out a stencil.

Had she been responding to a dream when she earlier told police that she was robbed at an ATM and the suspect began beat her up after seeing a John McCain bumper sticker on her car?

Says police rep Diana Richard:

“She also indicated she was sexually assaulted as well. She indicated that when he had her on the ground he put his hand up her blouse and started fondling her. But other than that, she says she doesn’t remember anything else. So we’re adding a sexual assault to this as well”

He fondled her while holding her down and carving a backwards letter B into her face? Has anyone seen a tall black Christy Brown?

B is for Brown, right?

According to police, Todd said she thought of Barack Obama when she saw the “B” in her rearview mirror.

As Brown might say: “Pull the other one…” And don’t you get stigmata in your hands and feet?

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