B Is For Blessed: Ashley Todd Shows Sings Of Obama Stigmata
ASHLEY Todd is telling Pittsburgh police that she “was not robbed and there was no 6′4″ black male attacker”.
Police are most likely telling her that if you are going to carve your face with a letter of the day, to remember that you are looking at a reflection and to buy another mirror to create a reflection of the reflection, or get big black man to cut out a stencil.
Had she been responding to a dream when she earlier told police that she was robbed at an ATM and the suspect began beat her up after seeing a John McCain bumper sticker on her car?
Says police rep Diana Richard:
“She also indicated she was sexually assaulted as well. She indicated that when he had her on the ground he put his hand up her blouse and started fondling her. But other than that, she says she doesn’t remember anything else. So we’re adding a sexual assault to this as well”
He fondled her while holding her down and carving a backwards letter B into her face? Has anyone seen a tall black Christy Brown?
B is for Brown, right?
According to police, Todd said she thought of Barack Obama when she saw the “B” in her rearview mirror.
As Brown might say: “Pull the other one…” And don’t you get stigmata in your hands and feet?
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November 10th, 2008 at 2:17 am
How about we fix the title of this article? I would imagine “signs” would be a bit better than “sings”.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
/b/ is going to have a field day.
October 27th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
…she doesn’t look like she knows what an acorn is….
October 26th, 2008 at 3:14 am
So now Neo-CON bloggers claim that she was an ACORN operative sent by Obama????????
Honestly whatever kind of drugs they are on, they must be good.
October 25th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I live in Southwest Florida where there is a trickle of blue surrounded by a sea of red. Although there are many Obama supporters, I stopped canvasing for the campaign after being harassed by McCain supporters 2 weeks ago. All I did was knock on a few doors to ask if people needed a ride to the polls and to give them information about early voting. One man accused me of being with ACORN and started to angrily run after me, as I walked toward my car, so I decided to call it quits (call me chicken) because I am not a strong person. Maybe I’ll make some calls next week from the Obama office. My point is that Ms Todd’s actions were not surprising to me. Many people who call themselves Christians are desperately trying to keep Obama out of the White House by using un-Christian attacks and slander. Ministers are warning parishioners that Obama will bring down our country and destroy Christian values. (as if George Bush hasn’t already done that??)
I’m sure there are lunatics on both sides. But what bothers me the most is how the press handled an “alleged” attack before an investigation proved it was false. Only the responsible reporters mentioned that the police were looking into the assault or that they were suspicious. I actually admit (OMG!) I have a new respect for Michelle Malkin after she said something didn’t smell right.
BTW many people are saying Todd needs help because she is mentally ill. Mental illness is a serious problem and should never be ignored, but our society tends to use it as an excuse for committing crimes. Child molesters are mentally ill too. If someone is depressed and shoots your dog, do you say “Oh, my neighbor is depressed and didn’t know what he was doing.” If she has emotional problems, they should be addressed, but she is also guilty.
October 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Strictly with the chromosomes, Lone; I think I may have been the only person in the City to occasionally go to work wearing levis before they started up ‘Jeans for Genes’.
And then I had to give it up, of course…
October 25th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
are we talking chromosones or levis?
October 25th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
You have omitted the ‘worthwhile genes’ part of the equation…
October 25th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Idon’t know I’ve seen a few in the city that wouldn’t mind…
October 25th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
They started off with that, but then as the idea evolved they set up sub-categories.
Let’s face it, a girl with a backward B is unlikely to attract anyone with worthwhile genes…
October 25th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Chenier
I thought it was an award for those who successfully removed themselves from the gene pool using an unusually creative method.
October 25th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Maybe a viable solution for the GOP’s embarrassment would be to have Joe the “plant” plumber and “backward B” Ashley get together as a comedy team….rather like a Saturday-Night-Live skit. McCain’s campaign committee could use a good laugh right about now. Am I the only one who finds it a bit co-incidental that “Joe” could somehow manage to find himself in a face-to-face photo op with BOTH candidates ? You’d have to go to Vegas to get odds on THAT scenario happening without some pretty careful “arrangeing”.
October 25th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
This is a TEST Comment
Salman Khan
October 25th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Val,
the Darwin Award was set up some years ago to identify the people whose death would do most to improve the gene pool…
October 25th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Didn”t Darwin advocate survival of the fittest? Ashley would hardly qualify having
so many grey cells missing.
October 25th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
OK; let’s hear it for Darwin Award of the Day! A worthy winner in Ashley Todd…
Moral: only the mentally troubled would vote for McCain…