IC Milan And Milan Sees Me: David Beckhams Lights Up
WITH the US now conquered by footsoccer, David Beckham is off to Milan to show the Latins how the game works.
He’s bought place there and the Sun says it’s a “stone’s throw form an infamous red light district”.
Whether the stone is thrown by an aged nun or a vigilante is not known, but with Day-vid’s tuition, all stone throwers will be soon holding the pebble in two hands bending the arms behind the head and the shoulders forward.
But take care. That man at the window showing everyone his arse and crotch is no rent boy. That’s Day-vid Peckham the world’s premier footballista.
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 29th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Here we see David posing in the Emperors new, fashion collection.
A right cheek !
October 28th, 2008 at 11:41 am
I read that he’ll be living near where hundreds of transvestite hookers gather nightly.
I feel they may be outnumbered by the horde of paparazzi who will be camped out waiting for him do something wrong.
Sounds like a recipe for all kinds of tabloid fun and mayhem!
October 28th, 2008 at 10:05 am
i think his fish fingers look tastier.
October 28th, 2008 at 9:49 am
I knew Brooklyn was the crack capital of the states but I never knew it had such an ornate portal