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Paedos For Halloween: Five Way To Survive The Night Of Terror

by | 28th, October 2008

HALLOWEEN. Dust off those platform heels, fright wigs and flashing LEADER !” headlights.

“… looking for their next victim. Is your child next? Call the University of Michigan Law School at and ask them why their graduates want your children to be raped.”

Althouse writes:

There’s a new court decision blocking a state law that “prohibits ‘all Halloween-related contact with children’ and allows sexual offenders to leave their homes from 5 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. only if they have ‘just cause,'” and Happyshooter, a commenter at Volokh Conspiracy, spins out a spoof of the sort of attack ads that are aimed at the judges who must stand for re-election.

Of course, they should have “Paedo” writ on their doors in flour and water.

There’s the door now…

“Trick or treat?”

Go on. What’s it to be, homeowner?

Trick? Well, don’t expect one of the lovelies to show you his close up magic.

Treat? Give the kiddies some sweets, Go on, strange man, give the kiddies some more sweets. Better yet, leave a trail of sweets from the front door to a small room under the stairs that houses your collection of Gary Glitter memorabilia.

It’s all terrifically unsafe, a social minefield of paedo, clean shirt, shirt lifting, nonce hell.

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