Hewlett Packard Unveil The Gary Glitter Touch Me PC
WHEN Gary Glitter took his computer to PC World, a new marketing opportunity arose.
But who would dare use Glitter to advertise their machines? Which PC manufacture would bring to market the slogan: “With an [insert brand name here] you never need to get it fixed”?
We’ve waited, but now the Sun brings news that Hewlett Packard are using Gary Glitter’s hit song Do You Wanna Touch Me? to promote a new touch screen model.
Friday night no one in sight and we got so much to share
Talkin’s fine if you got the time, I ain’t got the time to spare
(Because I’ve got to sign the sex offenders’ register by 4pm…)
Right now millions of Americans are listening to Glitter’s sick lyrics. Children, too…
Do you wanna touch? - Yeah! Do you wanna touch? - Yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there? Yeah!
Do you wanna touch? - Yeah! Do you wanna touch? - Yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there? Where? There! Yeah! Oh!
Question asked, question answered.
But the correct answer is of course “No”, or “No, thank your, sir, I believe that would be inappropriate and illegal”…
Every growing boy needs a little joy -
Beggin’ on my knees, baby if you please -
Every growing boy needs a little toy -
I’m a natural man doin’ all I can -
Every Friday night I got to get it right -
I’m waiting so long oh - ….
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June 24th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
And David Carradine
June 24th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
When I was 14 yrs old I thought Gary was the greatest and he gave me the will to do well , THE LEADER OF THE GANG , OK , he has done wrong but he has paid the price and if he proves that he is no longer a threat to society why should we not listen to his music ? Michael Jackson seems to have been let off the hook ?