Comments on: Students Do Italian Job On Campus

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:54:24 +0000

And so did the cow in the lift, K; my apologies for doubting the story.

You can console yourself with reflection that, post-financial crisis, the supply of brand new Minis for twits to make twats of themselves with are likely to be greatly reduced…

By: K

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:45:24 +0000

Chenier; this really did happen!

It was last Tuesday night, at Wills Hall at the University of Bristol - and the guy was kicked out of halls for it finally :-p

I’m in the halls next door; we heard it all going down! The police brought out a helicopter to deal with him, it was hilarious.

Angry students were the ones with 9am lectures… and those who’d quite appreciate having a brand new Mini to drive around and not drive down flights of stairs!

By: David

David — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:02:23 +0000

Well no…
But it sounds like more fun than trying to extract an enraged badger from my underwear!
Actually I dont want to do either.

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:11:02 +0000

David.

A sentence including the word ‘toffs’ last appeared in real life around 1962; since it now only exists in tabloidese it’s a fair bet that the entire event didn’t happen.

Have you ever tried getting a cow out of a lift?

By: David

David — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:05:43 +0000

Other students were furious?
What’s become of todays youth?
Back in the stone age, when I was at university, we would have been cheering them on.
This present lot seem far too serious…

By: dairy

dairy — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:03:07 +0000

…provided the cow was in total agreement prior to the act, obviously……

By: dairy

dairy — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:02:32 +0000

…and a lot funnier, no doubt…

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:36:24 +0000

Putting a cow in the lift was just as noisy and a great deal smellier…