Madonna And Guy’s Marriage Contract

WE join the action as Madonna and Guy Ritchie are having full and frank discussion. Says Guy:

“I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.”

The words form part of the couple’s marriage contract, reports the Sun.

Anorak imagines that if the words are repeated often enough they become only more meaningful, and Bitchie only more sincere.

He should work them into every day interactio:

Vadge: Pass the Vitamilk
Bitchie: “I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.”

Vadge: Something in the way you love me won’t let me be…”
Bitchie: “I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.”

When Guy did lapse and spoke off the script, Vadge is said to have said: “Contract, Guy, contract.” And: “Language, Timothy.”

Says Bitchie:

“I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this”…

Anorak

Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Madonna Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink