DANIEL Greenwood has a nose.
That’s it by, just to the left of the speeding bullet it stopped.
Greenwoods was at house in Wythenshawe when David Cummins arrives brandishing a 9mm Cuno Melcher gun.
He fires.
The bullet heads to Greenwood’s face.
And there is stops, arrested by his nose.
While Cummins gives Her Majesty no end of pleasure for a minimum of six years, Greenwood will be appearing at a circus or cosmetic surgeon near you.
Happy Halloween, Michael Jackson.
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October 31st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
you’d have to teleport david, saves a lot of hassle.
October 31st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
A job with the filth??? Not me!
Anyway, the commute from Wisconsin every day would be insane
I do have a gun or two but confine my shooting to tasty animals, deer mostly.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:22 pm
DAvid - you know lots about guns and shooting people in the face, eh? Your details have been pass on to the police…and their careers office will be in touch presently…
October 31st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
98mm Cuno Melcher gun????
That would be a cannon, 8 or 9 mm surely
October 31st, 2008 at 12:07 pm
98mm !!! Are you sure it’s not a cricket ball?