Comments on: Madeleine McCann Seen With Nelson Mandela, Margaret Thatcher, Simon Cowell, Princess Diana, Winston Churchill And Gordon Brown

By: Gandolf

Gandolf — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:17:53 +0000

Beware coconutter may be holding court on a park bench near you, complete with special brew, roll ups and trolley for worldly goods, must fly……….some of us have a real job.

By: Julia

Julia — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:40:45 +0000

Garth

You are so funny lol. I come on here mainly to read your posts.

By: coco

coco — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:37:22 +0000

I will say it first! It’s the Coco show! With no show from JO! Again!

Doris? DORIS! DORIS!

Brandonflours! BRANDONFLOURS!

By: coco

coco — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:21:26 +0000

Eeeeeeeee! Thiz bin trouble ‘t mill!

If yer read ararn ‘t subject ‘t Clan today - you will see jus’ why all’t Weirdy Fuckers are out in a gang! Tsk! Tsk!

By: coco

coco — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:18:10 +0000

Kittens! I have written a song about Arseputin!

Sing this line to the tune of Cliff Richard’s Living Doll

‘Got myself a crying, squawking, rasping, wheezing, ugly Doll!’

The WotchaGotcha song is going to be sung to the tune of Black Sabbath’s Paranoid!

Nana nana na na na na - nana nana na na na ………….

She may see it posted on here if she gets her eye out of her arse for five minutes!

By: coco

coco — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:19:26 +0000

Mr. Amaral and the PJ thought that she had died in the apartment by accident - and the dogs also thought that this was the case - but again if you refer to Rasputin and Gandolf’s posts they want to make it very clear that this is not the case - and that it must have been one of those extremely rare cases of abduction that seem to never happen anywhere in the civilised World.

I have long held the belief that this must have been an Alien abduction and that the Clan think so too - but dare not admit it because they are errrrrr ……. doctors and other very well-paid professional types.

Hanger-On Hags like Whoops and Watcher seem to think the Clan are ‘Admin’ types’ who don’t go running about looking for errant children because they can get others to do that kind of thing for them …….. allegedly.

I think that they are not ‘Admin types’ - but Weirdy Types.

How else could any fucker concentrate on having a game of tennis and printing piccies of their kids off as hand-outs? Really strange.

By: coco

coco — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:04:41 +0000

But the doggies and Mr. Amaral are just there to pervert the course of justice if you read Gandolf and Rasputin’s posts.

By: coco

coco — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:54:43 +0000

However - Maravilha - I have just remembered that the Clan and the Courts - and even the UK and Portuguese judiciary have not made any mention of the fact that she could possibly have passed away yet - except the doggies and Mr. Amaral of course.

By: coco

coco — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:51:40 +0000

Maravilha! I have missed you! Thanks for putting this up.

I often wonder how Catholic thety really are or were - or are likely to be from now on.

By: Maravilha

Maravilha — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:22:32 +0000

November 2nd, day of the dead according to Catholics.

Did someone visit Maddie’s grave?

She was Catholic.

Where is she now? In Portugal?

How I hope someday she will get a decent grave.

By: coco

coco — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:21:33 +0000

WotchaGotcha squeaks ….. ”No, YOU are boring and I couldn’t care less who you are and hope to Christ I never see you in this life or the next.
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loco said:
Maybe we will meet in Court! lol
””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’
Never been in a Court in my life”
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I am the President of the Kitten Commentariat and we are going to drag all you Hags into Court shortly! So there - you childish wimpy woman.

Boring is not a word I’ve ever used against me - apart from all the Weirdies on here - so I can live with it.

Please forgive me for making you look drab and uninteresting Wotcha - I am only having a bit of fun whilst all around me are dying or just generally ‘disappearing’.

I shall pray for you later ……………

By: coco

coco — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:15:16 +0000

Except this one! My my my! That fuckin’ WotchaGotcha has a fuckin’ bee in her bonnet or a tarantula in her bananas about me - and that’s for sure! lol

Fuckin”Ell! Makes me wonder if the Clannies are closer to the bosom of Anorak and all other concerned web-sites than I thought!

I feel like Lara’s boy-friend in Dr. Zhivago - you know the bit where Tom Courtney’s handing out the leaflets for the Commy Party?!

I feel like him!

I will play Lara’s theme in the car tomorrow - in remebrance of WotchaGotcha!

But somehow I still don’t think that Gotcha’s ineffectuality will suddenly become memorable lol

And stop lying about being gorgeous! You are not.

I used to be really gorgeous - and I was paid to be gorgeous! So there!

But now I’m not gorgeous coz I have turned 30 - and am just about passable in a warm light at the moment.

Anyway WeirdyHag! Scroll on past if you don’t like me!

I note your Weirdy Men had a sudden recall to base! Now why don’t you go for the same de-brief? lol

Tee hee! Wow! You make the rest of us look real sane! Thank yer ma’am!

All I need is the signed affi davit off PammyWammy - no doubt it’s overdue!

Chatelaine X
Montaillou X

By: Châtelaine

Châtelaine — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:33:53 +0000

zzzzzzzzzz
till tomorrow

By: yampster

yampster — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:55:36 +0000

Bagpuss gave a big yawn, and settled down to sleep
And of course when Bagpuss goes to sleep, all the friends go to sleep too

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:04:16 +0000

Goodnight Coco xx

By: Watcher

Watcher — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:00:22 +0000

loco said:
You must have misread what I said - as usual! You one-eyed Old Hanger-On Hag!
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I have two blue eyes and I’m young and gorgeous.
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loco said
I said I went to the funeral in a cardboard box that was wrapped in bubble-wrap!
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Same difference - it’s still nuts.
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loco said:
Have you got some kind of fascination with me - you Weirdy One?
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Yes, because you’re nuts.
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loco said:
I never remember a fucking thing that you post on here!
”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””
You only remember what you post yourself - you have no interest in anyone else but yourself.
”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””
loco said:
I don’t want to make you feel ineffectual - but you are a waste of band-width and if I owned Anorak I would bar you - just because you are you!
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And I would bar YOU - you are foul mouthed and you waste much more bandwith than anyone while never saying anything worth while or interesting.
”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’
loco said:
And you are boring - and contribute bugger all! I bet you cannot wait to see who I really am! Tee hee!
”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’
No, YOU are boring and I couldn’t care less who you are and hope to Christ I never see you in this life or the next.
”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””
loco said:
Maybe we will meet in Court! lol
””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’
Never been in a Court in my life.

By: coco

coco — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:58:20 +0000

I have to abandon y’all for a while - and cannot wait to see what the rasping wheezing Weirdy Group come back with! lol

I wondered why Wotcha Hag didn’t hang around for too long! Tee hee!

And the Weirdies positively dissolved before our eyes!

Hysterical! PMSL!

Will be back …… back …… back …… but will keep a surreptitious eye out for Weirdies where I can.

Thanks Coco!

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:44:07 +0000

Thatpoorpriest, I didn’t see your post, it must have been whooshed, only your response to M&A, but I’m really sorry about your friend’s niece. Drug reactions and allergies are all too common, one of my sons was overpresribed an antibiotic by a GP at the age of six weeks and suffered a very painful and rare reaction, but fortunately not with fatal results.

By: coco

coco — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:38:54 +0000

”Tell me on a Sunday -please!”

Take me to a zoo - that has chimpanzees! Tell me on a Sunday - please!”

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:37:56 +0000

Coco - yes, an interesting interview. Visits, eh, changing phone numbers and moving house… I guess you would have needed to neglect your children, or perhaps do something else of greater errrr importance to get those sort of friends in high places.