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Man Killed By Porn: When Porn Attacks

by | 1st, November 2008

KILLED BY PORN.

As reported:

“A devastated mum who discovered her son’s body at their family home heard he died from a heart attack while watching a porn film.”

Indeed, what right-thinking mother wants to see that – her adult son in onanistic display? What mother would not suffer une petite morte, so to speak?

An inquest at Woking Coroners’ Court was told that Chris Nicholls, 23, of London Road, West Croydon, suffered a cardiac arrest on June 10.

Of course, there is more to the story, and the porn star in the skin flick now boasting of a carrying a Government Health Warning and a free medial check up before being considered should know:

Chris was born with a heart abnormality and died just weeks after open-heart surgery at the Royal Brompton Hospital, London, following a heart attack he suffered in April.

Says his mother Clare Else:

“Christopher was watching a blue movie when I found him. I said to my husband ‘I know what’s happened. It’s got to be a rush of adrenaline because he’s got excited’.”

Teenage boys reading this may well grow red-faced and wonder if they would have died of shame had they been caught by mum in the act.

A Dr Sheppard explains:

“Any kind of excessive stress or excitement could have brought on the ventricular fibrillation arrhythmia.”

For such reasons Anorak will resist showing you pictures of Russell Brand’s former conquest Georgina Baillie in any position at all and calm your ardour with a picture guaranteed to null and void all sexual urges…

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