Celebrity Face Of The Day: Zac Effron And Emu
WHEN he died, Rod Hull’s hands were as soft as a baby’s kanagroo’s perenium. And when he cradled Zac Effron in his arms, the young Zac knew what he must do.
So:
“Zac applies emu oil daily to a scar he got from his appendectomy earlier this year. He can’t handle having imperfect abs and the oil, which is made from the bird’s fat is said to fade scars. It is already working.”
Abs: A trapping of Hollywood life. Celebrities have abs in place of stomachs, tummies, bellies and gunts. Whereas we have fat beneath the kin, celebs have fat without, it being an optional extra, like wrinkes, expressions and non-bottled personal body odours…
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November 3rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
What’s grey and sits in the corner hissing?
Rod Hull’s TV set
November 3rd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I took my niece to see High School Musical3 and whilst, admiring the beauty of young Zac, he looks about as Gay as our vicar.