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Looking For Jennifer Aniston At Jennifer Hudson’s Crime Scene

by | 4th, November 2008

IN TODAY’S episode of “Where’s Jennifer Aniston?” the National Enquirer shines a searchlight on life in the Hollywood Hills.

Jennifer Hudson MURDER TRAGEDY !” screams the NE.

We read on and among the gore and the grimness, we find no hint of our Jennifer. There are “crime scene photos”, and readers see: a tape, a car, a door handle with a combination lock built in and pictures of the gone.

But there’s no Jen. All the faces are black, and Jen is blonde. She’d stand out. She’s not there.

PATRICK SWAYZE COLLAPSE !” comes the second clue.

Readers see a picture of a “burial plot”, a shot of Patrick Swayze in jeans and white T-shirt, and a blonde. Is it Jennifer? No. It’s Lisa Niemi, Swayze’s wife.

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