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Eddie Murphy Shoots Obama And McCain’s Aunty Says He’ll Die In Office

by | 4th, November 2008

IF you vote, they will come to kill him.

But before Eddie Murphy can introduce America’s first black president, a few words from John McCain’s auntie, Rowena Willis, twin to 96-year-old Roberta McCain.

I’m hoping he wins, for the country’s sake,” McCain’s aunt said. “I figure it will kill him, but he’s going to die one day anyway, so he might as well do it there.”

Rowena’s 96. McCain’s 72. How many heartbeats is that?

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