Hitler Comes Out In Support Of McCain, Obama Supporters React With Marker Pens
DON’T bet against John McCain winning, not if Adolf Hitler’s got anything to do with it.
A US President needs two things: a death cult and a fan to mock him up as Adolf Hitler
McCain has a death cult. Sarah Palin has a death cult. Even her children have a death cult. And Obama, well, he has not so much death cult as a base. Joe Biden has no death cult, and given his absence from the debate, he shows few signs of life let alone death.
So the McCain-Palin ticket is ahead. And now we learn that McCain is Hitler.
Obama came close to being Hitler.
He went to Germany and wowed the locals into a state of euphoria.
Locals climbed lamp posts designed by Albert Speer to catch a glimpse of the man. Obama was by the Victory Column. Hands up for Obama. Higher. Higher. Make the sign.
Anorak invited suggestions for Obama’s new middle name, one to gel with the masses. Adolf Hitler Obama was one option.
But no-one took it, not really.
And now it is McCain who has nailed the endorsement that marks all Presidents.
The image above appears in Missouri City. It has with been created by Obama supporters keen to show that McCain is no different to George Bush and all those other leaders who are routinely portrayed as Hitler.
Or else it has been created by a McCain supporter keen to show that when it comes to credibility, their man can be as loathed and lampooned as any US leader should be.
If Obama is to win his supporters need to up their game. A magic marker would do it, a mere smudge above the top lip. We have the markers, and with the day upon us: Old Mr Anorak, our patron, is backing Obama.
So armed with pens and bits of fluff and sticks of glue, the Anorak staffers have been detailed to make Obama a true candidate we can believe in.
Job done we will hang around for the spontaneous distribution of wealth that will follow Obama’s victory.
Hurrah!
Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 29th, 2009 at 8:38 am
[...] Hitler Comes Out In Support Of Mccain, Obama Supporters React With … - Anorak Mccain has a death cult. Sarah Palin has a death cult . Even her children have a death cult . And Obama, well, he has not so much death cult as a base . Joe Biden has no death cult, and given his absence from the debate, he shows few signs of Life … [...]
March 29th, 2009 at 4:54 am
[...] Hitler Comes Out In Support Of McCain, Obama Supporters React With - AnorakMcCain has a death cult. Sarah Palin has a death cult . Even her children have a death cult . And Obama, well, he has not so much death cult as a base . Joe Biden has no death cult, and given his absence from the debate, he shows few signs of life [...]
March 29th, 2009 at 12:37 am
If Hitler were still alive, George Bush and John McCain would have jailed him. Some other might have negotiated with him.
George Bush and John McCain are true blue blooded Americans, even their parents were. Birth Certificate and all. There is no way they come close to anything that resemble Hitler. America is love of freedom. Check that! Can you say that for anyone too?
November 6th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
He’s already backtracking. Says he needs 8 years to get things done. LOL. Just too funny.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:35 am
Seriously drop me a line
November 5th, 2008 at 2:34 am
And goodnight; we seem to be the only people left.
And I’m supposed to be fast asleep…
November 5th, 2008 at 2:32 am
Thank you, Saul. I must confess to a lifetime of assuming that I would be as tall as my mother: five foot seven,.
I can be really naive at times…
But thank you for the confidence vote on the clipboard…
November 5th, 2008 at 2:23 am
5ft 2 and 3/4 inches tall
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That constitutes a clipboard!
November 5th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Clever clogs!
Please don’t lynch me if you get the bottom wrong; trust me on this, looking for a good deal is still a muchos a leap in the dark.
On the other hand, when markets are under massive pressure people sell the good as well as the bad in total panic.
The person who doesn’t panic is capable of making a lot of dosh. Even if he does hang around a lot of dockers.
And I shall expect a drink or two should it work…
November 5th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Ask Artemis or one of the mods to drop me a line I’ll fill you in.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:54 am
C——-r, re CS and DB, I have some shares in a small Co that they have desperately been dumping shares in, that have been sold short. They will get their fingers burnt in a despatrate attempt to raise capital! In the meantime I have been buying them!
November 5th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Saul Says:
November 5th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Right then, call that a whiteboard? I’ve seen better Blackboards. Do you have any idea what a pin cushion is? How do I get this Black ink off my hands?
You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, C——r.
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A pathetic attempt as justifying your callous acquisition of the alpha male signifiers of a staffer!
Leaving us poor, shy and retiring females with the sexist end of the stick!
The fact that you do an ace impression of Brando is clearly gender based; the mere fact that I am 5ft 2 and 3/4 inches tall should not have deprived me of a clipboard!
Only the terminally biased would imagine that I could not have been a contender, even if people insist on calling me C****r!
Life is harsh…
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=_SOh6mSEZss
November 5th, 2008 at 1:41 am
He may however get caught committing adultery in his heart…
November 5th, 2008 at 1:40 am
He’s just a Jimmy Carter - he wont be bad, he wont be good… as far as I can tell.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Go and get your Galaxy chocolate cake!
November 5th, 2008 at 1:32 am
What a sh*te system!
Half of the people will get what they really don’t want.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:28 am
If you listen closely to these BBC smug bastards - you would almost believe that Obama was the Second Coming!
The guy is a fucking fake!
I am going to ban the BBC when I am in power.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:26 am
MODS!
I won’t be on Anorak anymore if Obama wins - so please can you ask them to rig the voting for me please.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:24 am
There are a proper bunch of smug bastards on the BBC tonight.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Sean Bean would be brilliant in a re-make of the Waterfront!
November 5th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Right then, call that a whiteboard? I’ve seen better Blackboards. Do you have any idea what a pin cushion is? How do I get this Black ink off my hands?
You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, C——r.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:53 am
You never offered me them!
I am undoubtedly a staffer; I appreciate that my role is usually confined to predicting the latest fuck-ups and the fatuous fantasies churned out by and on the money markets, but I could have been provided with a marker pen, plus possibly some pins to stick in the maps as the night wears one. Maybe even a clipboard!
I could have been a contender!
And you callously dismiss me as just another money person!
OK, so I don’t do a Marlon Brando impression ‘On the Waterfront’.
I leave that to Saul, whose probably got not only a marker pen, a map, lots of pins, but a whiteboard as well.
Just goes to show how hanging around the waterfront leads to ill-gotten gains…