Forgive me for being long winded but this reminds me of a joke.
An elderly man walks into a supermarket and one of the check out clerks notices that his pants are unzipped. She waves to get his attention then motions her hand up and down in front of her hoping the old man will understand. He blushes then proceeds with his shopping. When he’s done he goes to her check out station where the clerk whispers, “Sir, your pants are unzipped.”
Though a bit embarrassed, he regroups and slyly quips, “Did you see the young private standing at attention?’ To which the clerk replied, “No sir. But I did see a disabled vet sitting on his duffle bags.”
November 6th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Putting the cart before the horse - fail.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Forgive me for being long winded but this reminds me of a joke.
An elderly man walks into a supermarket and one of the check out clerks notices that his pants are unzipped. She waves to get his attention then motions her hand up and down in front of her hoping the old man will understand. He blushes then proceeds with his shopping. When he’s done he goes to her check out station where the clerk whispers, “Sir, your pants are unzipped.”
Though a bit embarrassed, he regroups and slyly quips, “Did you see the young private standing at attention?’ To which the clerk replied, “No sir. But I did see a disabled vet sitting on his duffle bags.”
November 6th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Don’t be angry!
November 6th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Yes I just might
November 6th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Why? You gonna apply ?
November 6th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Where was this advertised?
November 6th, 2008 at 11:39 am
There’s always hope!
November 6th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Have you the secret of eternal life or are you 8?
November 6th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Wow!
What a pity my diary is booked solid through to 2080, otherwise I’d be tempted to take him up on the offer…
November 6th, 2008 at 11:10 am
but at least whoever the lucky girl is won’t be disappointed by brewers droop
November 6th, 2008 at 11:03 am
selective , isn’t he? not to say romantic seductive etc