Comments on: Health And Safety Bans Floats From Swimming Pool http://www.anorak.co.uk/194370/strange-but-true/health-and-safety-bans-floats-from-swimming-pool.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:10:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Inchy http://www.anorak.co.uk/194370/strange-but-true/health-and-safety-bans-floats-from-swimming-pool.html/comment-page-1#comment-397963 Inchy Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:04:47 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=194370#comment-397963 PMSL, this is my local pool. I'm going to go now this weekend and hand out floatation devices like some an evil anarchist rebel PMSL, this is my local pool. I’m going to go now this weekend and hand out floatation devices like some an evil anarchist rebel

]]> By: coco http://www.anorak.co.uk/194370/strange-but-true/health-and-safety-bans-floats-from-swimming-pool.html/comment-page-1#comment-396450 coco Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:15:02 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=194370#comment-396450 So what bugs are these kids nowadays actually carrying that can't die in the solutions and chlorine they already have in the pool? We could do with finding out what sort of cleaning fluids they use in Portugal - coz they seem pretty bloody destructive! :lol: So what bugs are these kids nowadays actually carrying that can’t die in the solutions and chlorine they already have in the pool?

We could do with finding out what sort of cleaning fluids they use in Portugal - coz they seem pretty bloody destructive! :lol:

]]> By: The Real Stig http://www.anorak.co.uk/194370/strange-but-true/health-and-safety-bans-floats-from-swimming-pool.html/comment-page-1#comment-396447 The Real Stig Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:19:44 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=194370#comment-396447 Find the official who made the decision, tie them hand and foot, and push them in the deep end as a public service experiment. If they die from an infection before drowning, apologise to his/her stupid corpse. Find the official who made the decision, tie them hand and foot, and push them in the deep end as a public service experiment. If they die from an infection before drowning, apologise to his/her stupid corpse.

]]> By: Anorak http://www.anorak.co.uk/194370/strange-but-true/health-and-safety-bans-floats-from-swimming-pool.html/comment-page-1#comment-396327 Anorak Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:22:02 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=194370#comment-396327 Drowning is not only OK, it is a required module in the H&S GCSE Drowning is not only OK, it is a required module in the H&S GCSE

]]> By: David http://www.anorak.co.uk/194370/strange-but-true/health-and-safety-bans-floats-from-swimming-pool.html/comment-page-1#comment-396319 David Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:39:28 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=194370#comment-396319 Ah yes, nasty bug ridden creatures these children. :) When I was 37 I caught a childhood disease that I had never had as a child. I got it from one of my children. I ended up in the intensive care unit of our local hospital, thanks kids! Luckily I survived relatively unscathed, now I've had it I assume I'm immune so I dont have to worry about the grandchildren. But banning floatation devices???? So drowning is OK but dont pass on any illnesses??? Unbelievable.... :( Ah yes, nasty bug ridden creatures these children. :)
When I was 37 I caught a childhood disease that I had never had as a child. I got it from one of my children.
I ended up in the intensive care unit of our local hospital, thanks kids!
Luckily I survived relatively unscathed, now I’ve had it I assume I’m immune so I dont have to worry about the grandchildren.
But banning floatation devices???? So drowning is OK but dont pass on any illnesses???
Unbelievable…. :(

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