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» Blog Archive » Iowahawk’s Xmas Pressie — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:29:02 +0000

[...] his adult beverage addiction, by buying him one for Christmas. Now that he’s consorting with Limeys, he’ll be needing all the imbibing inspiration he can [...]

By: yampster

yampster — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:33:35 +0000

Mebbe not, but how many V8 smoothie makers have you got?

By: arlo

arlo — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:11:54 +0000

I’ll wager there’s not a single roofing tar fueled rocket powered pickup truck in the whole British Empire.

By: David Crawford

David Crawford — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:10:31 +0000

kbiel,

Ah yes, who could ever forget Miss Hoosegow 2006 and 2007.

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2006/06/miss_hoosegow_2.html

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2007/06/miss-hoosegow-2.html

“… the cavalcade of incarcerated corn country cuties …” Indeed.

By: kbiel

kbiel — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:07:19 +0000

Dave,

Will you be offering an Brit version of “hoosegow honeys”? I think that would translate to “banged-up birds”.

By: fATcAT

fATcAT — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:46:24 +0000

The New Worlds best export since VD

By: sabbott

sabbott — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:43:05 +0000

As a member of Iowahawk’s “Legion of Dumb” we in the states await Barak’s new rule… We suspect that most members of our legion will spend considerable time in a Re-education Camp headed by matron who shall make Queen Hillary look charming…

By: Joe the Welcomer

Joe the Welcomer — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:25:39 +0000

Mr. Hawk,
I’d like to welcome you to these parts. When I heard you were coming, I wept tears of joy: “At last the ‘Messiah’ has arrived,” I hollered at the top of my ‘nicotine stained’ lungs, “and he will bring “Change” and “Hope” to the UK. No more of that “old style” London politics! No, no,no! Mr. Burg is gonna change the way things are done around here in London. YIPPEE YAHOOEY COYOTE! Now, I’d be lying to bro’ if I told you I was from around these parts. Matter of fact, I’m a yankee, born and bread in the US of KKK. And I aint live too far away from you bro’ You got them Whitey Sox and the Cubbies and da’ Bears. But I do believe you will bring hope and change to the people of Britain with your brilliant writing skills. I’ll never forget the first time I read your memoir, “Dreams of my pipe”. It was awesome, man, and it gave me renewed hope in my cigarette capabilities. You see man, for da’ first time in my adult life, I was proud to be a smoker. What’s more, you and your automobile escapades, they’re precisely the kind of thing America is made of, and the Brits need more of that. My friend, every day, I will wake up to the sound of the rooster - who came home to roost shortly after a certain man won the election in da’ US of KKK - and first thing I will do is log on to Anorek to see if you have created the change we wistfully yearn for. And as I read your brilliant essays, my mind will become tranquil, as I bask in the glow of your satirical poetry. Mr. Burge, the UK welcomes you to their humble abode, and Da’ Bears, well, to be poyfactly honest wid you, dey stink……..

By: Steve Burri

Steve Burri — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:34:39 +0000

Aww, jeepers… more American jobs shipped overseas.

Do the British issue fatwas?

By: yampster

yampster — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:52:52 +0000

When does it start? We have our own resident Septics Cheryl and Pamela who have been putting us brits in our place for the last year.

By: Fred Pennsylvania

Fred Pennsylvania — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:05:06 +0000

Mr. Burge is American’s finest … like a fine bourbon whiskey gently and lovingly aged for years and seasoned in fine fire-treated white oak barrels, lovingly decanted … then poured down the gullet of a NASCAR driver on race day at Daytona!
It should be stimulating, as I have ever found his U.S. columns to be at http://iowahawk.typepad.com/ …but keep you seat belts on (preferably the full five-point harness) and your hands inside the vehicle at all times!

By: yampster

yampster — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:13:34 +0000

You spent your honeymoon in Bronllys? Did you get as far as Three Cocks?

By: Tim McNabb

Tim McNabb — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 09:22:53 +0000

I’m glad to see by showcasing Burge you are all demonstrating that you are not taking that whole “get the heel off our continent and take the *&^%$ redcoats with you” business all that personal.

…or perhaps you are showcasing the results. Either way, Dave, see if you can get cash.

By: davis,br

davis,br — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:47:51 +0000

Dave’s does teh UK?

All *right*!!! No we’ve got the b*st*rd (hey, use your imagination) someplace public where we can oh-so-publicly embarrass his a$$.

…my honeymoon was spent in Bronllys, Wales, so I’ve considered myself a semi-official Crown supporter since. (Gramp’s fled in ‘89 …1789 …so it seemed an opportune occasion to find out why.)

…so I’ve the seniority Dave old man.

By: mare

mare — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:48:49 +0000

Funny site. Will be around to see what Burge says behind our backs.

He’s got his finger on the femoral artery (near the groin) of the rational thinkers in the US of A.

By: Dan Collins

Dan Collins — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:24:19 +0000

Hahaha, you don’t know the Morans, do you, Iowahawk?

By: Dan Collins

Dan Collins — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:21:45 +0000

Now you bastages are really going to get it for sending us Andrew Sullivan. And Teletubbies.

By: Joan of Argghh!

Joan of Argghh! — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:20:35 +0000

Iowahawk is our equivalent of that Irish wanker, Mr. Twenty Major, except without quite so much inebriation, not as long of a police record, less cursing, and more education. But otherwise. Exactly.the.same.

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:39:03 +0000

They spell it “humououour.”

By: Idahoskunk

Idahoskunk — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:07:24 +0000

While you’re spiraling through your own decline, you Redcoats should enjoy the Hawk while you still can. You see, he’ll soon be sent to a far flung hellhole portion of Obama’s new Fairness Archipelago for rewiring.