Al Gore Talks Softly And Carries A Big Fur-Lined Coat

DID you know that the average human breathes twice as fast when watching Al Gore’s film An Inconvenient Truth? At some of the film’s racier bits, when Al uses his pointer, say, 28 per cent of viewers are panting.

Happily, we can report that while panting increases your carbon emissions, it also keeps you cool. And this is no good because the world is getting colder:

The oceans have been cooling since 2003.
There are growing fears of a coming freeze worse than the ice age.
For the second straight year that Earth is, in fact, cooling… not warming.

And while the US freezes, Barack Obama loosk for his new climate tsar. Who will control Tony Blair’s weather machine? Why it’s Al Gore, who might care to equip his boat with some ice-breaking deveices.

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Posted: 14th, November 2008 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink