Al Gore Talks Softly And Carries A Big Fur-Lined Coat
It’s no joke. Al never jokes. This is Al not joking in 2000, when he was undone by hanging Chad:
“I’m not tortured at all. I sleep like a baby.”
What, yer wakes up cryin’, Al?
Well, no. Al just sleeps like a baby, although not a baby seal, obviously, because they often wake up dead or warming a Canadian hairy back.
Though billed as the funny Democrat, Al does not do the jokes. The secret service does the satire: Gore’s code name was Sundance.
So, Al, will yer do it? Will you be Czar of all the climates?
Gore spokeswoman Kalee Kreider tells the Washington Times:
“He feels very strong right now that the best thing for him to do is to build support for the bold changes that we have to make to solve the climate crisis.”
And buy a warm coat…
Posted: 14th, November 2008 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
