Karolina Kurkova Shocker: Model Is A Mannequin

BIG shocks in the fashion world at the discovery that model Karolina Kurkova is a mannequin made of two parts plastic to one part latex. 

The fashion world is in a frenzy of navel-gazing.

A fashion insider tells Anorak:

The secret’s out. We often use a small drill to bore a hole on the mannequin’s stomach and pack it with felt to make it look like a belly button. Karl [Largefeld] uses limited edition belly buttons harvested from female Russian prisoners and guinea pig eyes.”

Peter Roebuck, former head of animatronics at the Storm agency explains more:

“Yeah, it’s all  clever stuff. The models are operated by radio control. Right now the technology only allows the girls to walk in straight lines, turn and walk back again. But we hope things will improve. The Japanese are doing great things with models and there is talk of one of them being able to eat actual food, open and close her eyes, and poo and wee.”

Ms Kurkova is not available for comment, although she has been known to say: “Hi”; “Let’s go play”; and “I love you. You’re my best friend.”

Check out Ms Kurkova and friends in the window of a shop near you…

Anorak

Posted: 18th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink