Testes Times In The Celebrity Jungle
THE Daily Star reports that Nicola McLean is “not afraid to get her lips round a croc’s willy”.
How the paper knows this remains a story untold.
Last night we saw the pneumatic model eating kangaroo testes on I’m A Celebrity, so her sucking on a crocodile’s penis is not beyond the realms of possibility - unless of course, the penis is attached to the rest of the reptile and in a state of arousal.
In which case, it is not suitable for a family show nor organ and we await the leaked-to-web video.
One wonders how Nicola can top her mouthful of little jumpers. Perhaps she can put her own penis into a crocodile’s mouth, her breasts into a wallaby’s pouch or her vagina in a toaster?
Anything can happen when animals are on the telly.
How Peter Purves, Valerie Singleton and John Noakes must kick themselves for not picking up that baby elephant’s poo and eating it. Does Noakes still keep dogs? If so, he may yet have future in light-entertainment telly.
Up, Shep. Up!
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November 19th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I saw on Skynews that the story about Dani Behr is untrue.
along the lines of a throwaway comment (that we all make) taken out of context!! …..
‘ooh I feel sick, maybe I’m pregnant ha ha’.
November 19th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
isn’t that Dani Behr…? maybe she’s been at the crocs bollocks as well…
November 19th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I think she has left - pregnant
November 19th, 2008 at 10:42 am
June says………. I’m still trying to work out how she can get her vagina in a toaster, mine’s one of those funny ones which stays in place.
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which one? the vagina or the toaster?
November 19th, 2008 at 12:33 am
hehehe, June you always make me giggle….
November 18th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
I’m still trying to work out how she can get her vagina in a toaster, mine’s one of those funny ones which stays in place.
I never watch it, not even secretly
November 18th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Sadly, I love it. The number of people who say ‘How could you?’ to me is amazing but I can and I do and it makes me laugh which is very healing! Maybe I am just an old sadist at heart………
November 18th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Damnation!
Dante couldn’t imagine the sheer horror of being forced to watch ‘I’m a Sleb’…
November 18th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Oh I do enjoy ‘I’m a celebrity’, its my guilty secret winter viewing!
Don’t you just love the divvies who say ‘I didn’t realise it would be like this’, ‘what? only rice and beans?’ Didn’t they watch any of the previous shows, easily available on DVD from all good dump bins?
However, I do feel uncomfortable with them eating live creatures.
The bits of dead animals don’t affect me the same way so crocodile and kangaroo bits on the plate can be sadistically amusing.
Yippee. Three more weeks to go!
November 18th, 2008 at 8:51 am
That’ll upset wotsername of the pig fame?