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Reserves Turn Out For I’m A Celebrity

by | 20th, November 2008

ONLY a very few knew the names of all the celebrities on ITV last night.

You can blame the lack of close up of the Wags, and the fact that Ant ‘n’ Dec were wearing the same kit as the indigenous tribe, but I’m A Celebrity was a game of two halves and little drama.

Good then that the Star has edited highlights of what viewers might have missed as ITV trained its cameras on Berlin.

In “NICOLA’S STEAMY JUNGLE PLOT”, the Star says “jungle babe” Nicola McLean plans to wear the pineapple crown by becoming as much like Jordan as possible.

Keen I’m A Celebrity watchers will realise that Jordan did not win the show, beaten to the top spot by celebrity lettuce shaker Kerry Katona.

But, even so, the Star’s dossier make for a compelling case. Like Jordan, Nicola has:

Posed with a snake
Worn a bikini
Appeared on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
Made a decent stab at speaking English
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Says Nicola:

“I am my own person. And, anyway, I want to go bigger, boob-wise.”

Meanwhile, back on ITV, there are boobs aplenty as John Terry passes a swollen wallaby’s testicle between Scott Carson’s legs and David Beckham does his hair…



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