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Nebraska’s Butt Bandit Comes To A Sticky End

by | 23rd, November 2008

TO Nebraska, where the Butt Bandit has been tracked down. The actions of a “lone deviant” are at an, er, end.

As reported:

Since spring 2007, imprints of an individual’s naked behind – created with lotion or petroleum jelly – have been appearing on windows of businesses in Valentine, Cherry County.

A 35-year-old man was finally caught in the act at 3:30am on Wednesday. He was arrested. He has yet to be charged.

“This isn’t normal behaviour for Valentine, Neb.,” says Cherry County’s Attorney Eric Scott, a warning to any butt tourists. “It’s an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here.”

A local hotel was one location believed to have been hit worst by the Bandit. Nearly all of its windows were targeted during one nocturnal visit.

“We were completely grossed out,” said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. “One day I walked into the office and an employee said, ‘Oh, my God, we’ve been struck!”‘

This is impressive stuff and knocks into a cocked hat those pisspoor efforts with the company photocopier.

The stakes have been raised. Will you accept the challenge..?



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