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A Good Stuffing: Gordon Ramsay’s Naked Lunch

by | 24th, November 2008

THAT’S panicky TV chef Gordon Ramsay on the front page of the Sun (“Don’t mention the F-word”), Mail, Mirror (“IN THE SOUP”) and Star (“Becks saves Gord”).

Is the F-word football? Is Ramsay teaming up with the Beckhams on Celebrity Soup Kitchen, in which celebrities try to survive in a suburban shopping precinct, enduring a series of Borough Tucker Challenges, such as eating kebab remnants and bin diving for used condoms?

The Mail clears up the confusion by its prosaic headline: “’Family man’ Gordon Ramsay is accused of seven-year affair.” Yeah, the f is for “f*****g, a thought that is never too far from Ramsay’s lips.

The f***ee is, allegedly, one Sarah Symonds, 28, a woman billed as the “Queen of infidelity”. She survived a year-long relationship with Jeffery Archer, penned Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman , which advises “get out of it, or if not, get the most out of it”, and “never date a poor married man”.

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