Anorak | Maureen Lipman Toxicology Report

Maureen Lipman Toxicology Report

by | 24th, November 2008

ANORAK overhears a phone call between Maureen Lipman (police codename ‘Bettie’) and ‘Antony’, her grandson. Maureen says she has taken LSD and cannabis. Over:

BEATTIE : Antony, congratulation on your test results

ANTONY : Grandma, I passed.

BEATTIE : Passed? Whadyermean passed?

ANTONY : “I mean I passed: hair test, blood test, urine test, breath test, schizophrenia, piss artistry, touching my nose… I passed.

BEATTIE : You didn’t fail anything?

ANTONY : They found some glue on my text book.

BEATTIE : Glue… Very useful. People will always need to mend plates. Anything

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