Tongue Fisting The I’m A Celebrity Wannabes
A TONGUE twister to limber up your lips on the cover of today’s Daily Star: “I’M A CELEB WAG WAR.”
Take it away I’m A Celeb agonist Esther Rantzen… “I’m A Stheleb Tonth Tvisther.”
Go, go, failed London mayor and ex-gay copper Brian Paddick: “I am a celebratty tonguey fister.”
Now you EastEnders Joe Swash: “OimashlebtungtwistersthOiAmOiIam.”
And so it goes, all the way to Robert Kilory Silk: “I am a tongue shitter.”
No lie: the Star really is 10p cheaper than the Sun and “10 times more fun.”
The Sun can only go on about “Baby P” who died in the care of its “vile” mum and stepdad.
If the Daily Star got its hand on the story, it would be a game of spot the difference between Baby P and Baby M.
So funsters, we turn back to the Star, and learn that miniature Wag Carly Zucker, former Muppet Dani Behr and Friend-Of-Anorak Nicola McLean will be providing more tongue twisters should they and any of the aforesaid Swash, former Blue singer Simon Webbe or Martina Navratilova gel in the dell.
Anorak will be rooting for Our Nicola, who used to play with our patron Old Mr Anorak’s youngest at the Corum Fields drop-in centre, London.
You go, Nicola. And if you see fit to win and want to do good deeds, how’s about returning that pencil your little sister took…
Posted: 12th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 12th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Well I must admit Doris - I was struggling to find it - but as I was posting on the Old Anorak - my post came through to this one!
Stig pointed out quite rightly that it was a somewhat eloquent piece!
Sorry Anorak! I had a lovely piece of post prepared - that was so full of promise for my debut in the New Anorak!
Anyway - Have we found the body of MM yet? Dead or alive?
Or any more information?
I only ask because Eddie and Keela are sat here by the fire with Salman and I.
Eddie has invited Osama Bin Laden to tea tomorrow - so I may not be on here until late tomorrow night - but I will tell you all about it.
November 12th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
hopefully she wont be able to find us
November 12th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
it was for the benefit of Pamela x
November 12th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
the bloody other one has gone ! hope you are here when return from shop xxxx
November 12th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Doris!
I love the way you have written exited instead of excited! Let’s hope a few of them do an exit! 
November 12th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Doris! How lovely to share the new Anorak page together! XX
November 12th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I know what I have just posted above - but may I just get this out of the way please - FUCK!
FUCK!
There! I have done it now and feel much better!
Yes! I am also the person that has to drive over a car-park of virgin snow - or walk across a field of virgin snow.
But no - I am not a virgin! But I was once!
November 12th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
coco carry on like that and the elderly shall have a stroke getting all exited !
November 12th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I must admit that my breasts are becoming very warm - on account of having to bend over the lap-top without my brassiere because the type is so tiny that I am struggling to see it.
I wonder how the elderly members are going to see our pearls of wisdom and witty entries? Mind you - I suppose they can afford spectacles!
November 12th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Aaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhh! Aaaaaagggggghhhhhh!
You forgot to say - articulate, friendly and charismatic! But I forgive you!
This is a new site and I don’t want any bother on this one. And strictly no swearing!
November 12th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Loco, you never cease to amaze with your eloquence and erudition.
November 12th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhh! X
_agw G et out of there Coco, you’ll get hurt.