I’m A Celebrity Star Impregnated By Dinner
CAN you get pregnant by eating a crocodile’s penis? What about a kangaroo’s teste?
I’m A Celebrity junglist Dani Behr could be pregnant, reports the Star. She’s asked for a pregnancy kit to check.
Dani says she’s feeling a bit sick. It can’t be the termite bap she had for Tiffin, so it must be a child.
While Skippy hops nervously from one foot to another, and Steve Irwin’s pets point at each other and demand DNA test, we salute ITV.
This is the kind of joined-up TV the BBC should be doing. Right now the amnio team are handing the test results to Jeremy Kyle.
In a live satellite link up, Kyle will command the father to “be a man” and stand on its own hind legs. He will pack Dani off for a chat with “our Graham”, who will produce more therapy than it is good for any one person to swallow.
And while we wait for that, a song, form Old Mr Anorak’s rugger days:
Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best.
F**** a wallaby!
Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best.
F*** a wallaby!Lick the cock of a croc, boys, lick the cock of a crock
F*** a wallaby! …
Repeats all the way to Zebra…
Testes Times In The Celebrity Jungle
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November 19th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
It;s more of a mad dash
November 19th, 2008 at 11:54 am
“Likeable”..? your balding middle aged paunchy neighbour is likeable, but I can’t see an orderly queue forming…
November 19th, 2008 at 11:05 am
She’s very likeable -
November 19th, 2008 at 8:48 am
She wore 4 Bikinis in 2 days, the Mail muses while showing lots of pictures to back up their claim. I used to really fancy Dani, she still looks good, but she’s far too thin compared to before. That’s a shame. So it’s not a straight-up “I would” this time, more of a “I might”.