Comments on: Prosthetic Penis Drugs Cheats Jailed http://www.anorak.co.uk/195960/strange-but-true/prosthetic-penis-drugs-cheats-jailed.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:14:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: magnetite http://www.anorak.co.uk/195960/strange-but-true/prosthetic-penis-drugs-cheats-jailed.html/comment-page-1#comment-400321 magnetite Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:56:41 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=195960#comment-400321 I've had to Adblock that picture out. It was starting to frighten me. Anorak's going to give me an internet cache that would make a hooker blush. I’ve had to Adblock that picture out. It was starting to frighten me. Anorak’s going to give me an internet cache that would make a hooker blush.

]]> By: Chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/195960/strange-but-true/prosthetic-penis-drugs-cheats-jailed.html/comment-page-1#comment-400310 Chenier Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:53:08 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=195960#comment-400310 We are all guilty; I must confess twas I who noted the article originally and assumed from the headline that women everywhere had been complaining about sub-standard whatever the plural of penis is... We are all guilty; I must confess twas I who noted the article originally and assumed from the headline that women everywhere had been complaining about sub-standard whatever the plural of penis is…

]]> By: magnetite http://www.anorak.co.uk/195960/strange-but-true/prosthetic-penis-drugs-cheats-jailed.html/comment-page-1#comment-400278 magnetite Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:37:05 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=195960#comment-400278 Where on earth did you get that picture from Anorak? Some years ago an ex and I tried to buy a rubber mini-skirt from an advert in the back of a (respectable, as far as that goes) newspaper so she could wear it on a punk-themed night out. It was a tenner. It never arrived, but a catalogue from the company did, and amongst the shudder-inducing products within its glossy pages were those things pictured. I'm pretty sure they were called Brummer pants. There's a duplicate of the thing on the front *inside* the back of them too. Oh, how we laughed...and retched...and laughed...and retched. Worse than that, and the only other thing that stuck in my swiss-cheese memory was something called 'Tina's Torso' - which was exactly what you would imagine from a name like that - a limbless torso sex doll with a flat back. It looked like a madman's bath pillow. Thanks for bring those memories flooding back. I think. Where on earth did you get that picture from Anorak? Some years ago an ex and I tried to buy a rubber mini-skirt from an advert in the back of a (respectable, as far as that goes) newspaper so she could wear it on a punk-themed night out. It was a tenner. It never arrived, but a catalogue from the company did, and amongst the shudder-inducing products within its glossy pages were those things pictured. I’m pretty sure they were called Brummer pants. There’s a duplicate of the thing on the front *inside* the back of them too. Oh, how we laughed…and retched…and laughed…and retched.

Worse than that, and the only other thing that stuck in my swiss-cheese memory was something called ‘Tina’s Torso’ - which was exactly what you would imagine from a name like that - a limbless torso sex doll with a flat back. It looked like a madman’s bath pillow. Thanks for bring those memories flooding back. I think.

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