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Wag The Dog: Carley Zucker Waits For Joe Cole To Stump Up

by | 26th, November 2008

“IT’S Really, really tough being rich,” says lucky Carly Zucker, Wag to Chelsea and England footballer Joe Cole and Blue Peter garden dweller.

Well, not, that’s not what she said. What she said was:

“Money can be a burden, that’s why I got stressed last year. I had too much too soon. I had a massive house that I couldn’t control, or clean – it took all day. I could choose whatever I wanted and so I ended up indecisive.”

Though misquoted, Zucker is not her own best friend, adding:

“I still live a very practical life. If I want something nice like a piece of jewelry I’ll wait and ask for it for my birthday.”

Then, one imagines, Joe will buy it.

Although Carly will soon have more of her own money when she releases her post-jungle sexercise DVD, range of sweatbands and the story of she survived Robert Kilroy-Silk

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Posted: 26th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink