Why Is Cliff Richard Not A Health And Safety Risk?
DO you know why Cliff Richard is a health and safety risk?
It is sometimes best to reverse the question to better understand it: Do you know why Cliff Richard is not a health and safety risk?
The Express leads with news that the management of the Sheffield Arena have forbidden Cliff’s fans from queuing for tickets to his 50th anniversary show.
Can it be that given the demographic of the Clffites, a night in the cold air will exact a cull and lead to a less than packed house? Will Cliff outlive all his fans and be reduced to praying for rain at Wimbledon’s covered centre court?
One fan, a Viv Johnson, landlady of the Cliff Richard Meeting House Sheffield, says she camped for two weeks to be first in the queue last time Cliff performed in the city.
Vic then delivers the most optimistic quote of all time, agreeing that “children shouldn’t be able to camp out and not unsupervised”.
No small blow to Cliff chances of appealing to a new crowd of hipsters.
But youth will rebel and Anorak can think of now more epic way to upset the status quo and challenge the squares than a gang of alcopop-reared Young Ones coming round to find themselves at the head of the line for Cliff Richard tickets.
Taker it away, Your Cliffness, with your paean to Satanism and warning to queue jumpers:
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you from behind
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April 11th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Yeah, but Vic said that, not you Viv!
April 11th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
7- The quote was taken from the Express. What did you say?
April 11th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
I have just been pointed in the direction of this site. - All I would like to say is, if you are going to quote me please quote me correctly. BTW: I am NOT a landlady…
November 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Are they all dead yet?
November 26th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Mallett - anyone who laughs in Kilroy’s face has to win
November 26th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Tonight I shall put my feet up for two shameful hours of I’m a Celeb!
November 26th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I got the dvd for Mamma Mia, then last night got a £5 refund from Amazon. It cost £7 inc p&p. As we are both feeling ruff, when I’ve done tonights cat feeds its takeaway and MM. If we saty awake long enough
November 26th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Now I may love Cliffy in a nostalgic kinda way but queue up to two weeks for tickets? Not a chance! Not even an afternoon.
My best effort was three nights on the pavement in winter to see the Beatles; now that was worth it, it was even worth the hauling up to the HeadMistress who found out we’d bunked but now? at my age? I’d get the DVD!
November 26th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Arthritis gets worse in the cold and wet and maybe they couldn’t clap?