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The Shopper Martyrs Of Long Island: Man Killed In Stampede

by | 28th, November 2008

TO Long Island, New York, where a shopper worker has died in a stampede at a Wal-Mart store.

Doors open and shopped rush the store, knocking down the man down and running him over.

A woman also miscarried as hundreds of shoppers rushed through the doors.

Let us pray for these martyrs to the new religion of shopping.
They died for our bargains, and not in vain.

Our cash
Which art on plastic
Hollowed be thy name
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Prada bag
Online
As it is in store
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive those that stop us spending
And lead us not unto Louis Vuitton
For thine is the Gucci
The Dior and the Armani
For Chanel No.5 and Eternity

AMEX

Spotter: June



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