One Time Hit: Britney Spears Has The X Factor
GREAT news for the X Factor contestants who got to see and smell Britney Spears live and realise that with the right lighting, sound engineers, backing singers, shoes, styling, hair extensions, make-up and hype they can be every bit as good as Britney Spears.
Hey, with the right package and bra, Simon Cowell can be as good as Britney Spears as can any number of the perpetually ovating X Factor crowd, Britney’s driver, Timmy Mallett, Sarah Palin’s turkey and Noel Edmonds.
The Stars leads with news of Spears’s “shambolic” performance, in which she did a passable impression of a sack of potatoes miming.
It’s “Britney Jeers” (Mirror) and “Britney Xposed” (Sun).
Sings one X Factor viewer:
“Britney Spears
The George Bush years
No more fears
I’ve cut off my ears”
Britney Spears is a superstar…
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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 2nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
‘Womanizer’ was not great. Not in a good key for Britney’s voice but she did well considering. But what about all that rubbish in the gutter press. ‘She was miming’!
Did they only just discover that you can’t sing and dance like St. Vitus at the same time. Of course not but this sort of trashy headline sells papers.
Long live Britters. She can sit on my face any time. Well, that is except for those days….
December 1st, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Womanizer sounds like a duet between a cat being spayed whilst awake and Professor Stephen Hawking having a sneezing fit at his voice synthesiser. Double platinum, here we come Britney!
December 1st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
…and then maybe Amy Winehouse…?
December 1st, 2008 at 1:56 pm
On next week’s X Factor - Kerry Katona
December 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
There was me thinking she was ‘drop the baby’
December 1st, 2008 at 11:45 am
Bonk me baby is so last century…
December 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am
They couldn’t be like Britney - that’s the weirdness of it. No matter how crazy or crap she gets - she’s brilliant. Go, Britney!!!!!
December 1st, 2008 at 9:58 am
Say what you like. I LOVE BRITNEY !