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One Time Hit: Britney Spears Has The X Factor

by | 1st, December 2008

GREAT news for the X Factor contestants who got to see and smell Britney Spears live and realise that with the right lighting, sound engineers, backing singers, shoes, styling, hair extensions, make-up and hype they can be every bit as good as Britney Spears.

Hey, with the right package and bra, Simon Cowell can be as good as Britney Spears as can any number of the perpetually ovating X Factor crowd, Britney’s driver, Timmy Mallett, Sarah Palin’s turkey and Noel Edmonds.

The Stars leads with news of Spears’s “shambolic” performance, in which she did a passable impression of a sack of potatoes miming.

It’s “Britney Jeers” (Mirror) and “Britney Xposed” (Sun).

Sings one X Factor viewer:

“Britney Spears
The George Bush years
No more fears
I’ve cut off my ears”

Britney Spears is a superstar…

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