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The 12 Worst Pop Music Lyrics Ever

by | 30th, June 2012
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8. Bob Dylan: Idiot Wind

A double-header of mangled words delivered by the man with the biggest post-adolescent mumble in pop.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth,
Blowing down the backroads headin’ south.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You’re an idiot, babe.
It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

Teeth. Breathe. Works best with a lisp.

Idiot wind, blowing like a circle around my skull,
From the Grand Coulee Dam to the Capitol.

Null shall sleep…

7. TLC: No Scrubs

Cuz I’m lookin’ like class and he’s lookin’ like trash
Can’t get wit’ no deadbeat ass

Trash and ass? Or as Chris de Burgh would says: Trarsh and Arse. Rubbirsh.

6. Kanye West: Jesus Walks

Having softened up the listener with:

They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us
Saying “we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

West delivers the coup de grace:

A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis
My momma used to say only Jesus can save us

Taxi for Kanye!

5. Toto: Africa

The song that infected the 80s like a dose of smallpox. It’s car sick music for the masses:

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what’s right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

Take meeee, now Tarzan. Aggh-aghhhh-aghaaaa, Aghaaaaaahhhhhhh!



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