Your Global Warming GCSE Science Paper
WTF? Indeed. The global warming GCSE science paper: take the test:
Last Monday, Graham Stuart, the Tory MP for Beverley and Holderness, read out to the Commons Select Committee for Children, Schools and Families a question from a recent GCSE science paper: “A nuclear power station is to be built. (1) It will provide more employment in the area. But (2) any release of radioactive material would be very dangerous. Which of these two statements argues in favour of siting the nuclear power station in the area?”
Mr Stuart then asked if “the department is really sure that we are providing pupils with a rigorous scientific understanding?” But he was answered by Jim Knight MP, the schools minister, with “Yes. I am absolutely happy that we are, and we have set up Ofqual to provide more public reassurance.”
And not you can’t go to the tolet - flushing it kills dolphins…
Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Politicians Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 3rd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Toby, you pissed?
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Hey you guys, I’m a marine biologist and I know what I’m talking about. If you don’t believe in man-made global warming then you must be mad. Mad I tell you. When We have all fried and the Earth has blown up due to climate change the only things left will be the ants and they will have grown antlers instead of antennae and their heads will be top heavy and they won’t be able to eat cos their poor heads are too heavy and they will die painfully. You can’t joke about such matters and if you do Ghia is gonna look down and weep and give you the middle finger you fascists.
When I was scuba diving in the Maldives last year on my gap year with Sebastian and Jenny and Jadewinkle we witnessed global warming. I fractured my neck when I dived into a puddle which I thought was a lake but must have dried up due to dangerous climate change.
Something must be done. Now for Ghias sake!!!!!!!!!
Is it spelt like that Ghia or gyra I don’t remember I’m so stressed out with it all.
Don’t flush the toilet people it really does kill dolphins I’ve seen it with my own eyes.
Wait for the turtles head to touch cloth and dig a hole in the ground and fertilise the Earth at the same time.
Piece out.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
The govt is bringing science in line with the other subjects. For eg, if one no longer needs to be able to read a note for Music GCSE, why bother having any science in the Science papers to further put off potential A-starrers?
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:59 am
No, there’s a half-brick in my cistern, so it only kills half a dolphin at a time. Can’t for the life of me remembr why I put it there years ago. Something about saving water for future generations to drink while war rages around them, I think.