Comments on: Your Global Warming GCSE Science Paper

By: Justlooking

Justlooking — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:56:36 +0000

Toby, you pissed?

By: Toby

Toby — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:45:16 +0000

Hey you guys, I’m a marine biologist and I know what I’m talking about. If you don’t believe in man-made global warming then you must be mad. Mad I tell you. When We have all fried and the Earth has blown up due to climate change the only things left will be the ants and they will have grown antlers instead of antennae and their heads will be top heavy and they won’t be able to eat cos their poor heads are too heavy and they will die painfully. You can’t joke about such matters and if you do Ghia is gonna look down and weep and give you the middle finger you fascists.
When I was scuba diving in the Maldives last year on my gap year with Sebastian and Jenny and Jadewinkle we witnessed global warming. I fractured my neck when I dived into a puddle which I thought was a lake but must have dried up due to dangerous climate change.
Something must be done. Now for Ghias sake!!!!!!!!!
Is it spelt like that Ghia or gyra I don’t remember I’m so stressed out with it all.
Don’t flush the toilet people it really does kill dolphins I’ve seen it with my own eyes.
Wait for the turtles head to touch cloth and dig a hole in the ground and fertilise the Earth at the same time.
Piece out.

By: Justlooking

Justlooking — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:36:19 +0000

The govt is bringing science in line with the other subjects. For eg, if one no longer needs to be able to read a note for Music GCSE, why bother having any science in the Science papers to further put off potential A-starrers?

By: magnetite

magnetite — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:59:50 +0000

No, there’s a half-brick in my cistern, so it only kills half a dolphin at a time. Can’t for the life of me remembr why I put it there years ago. Something about saving water for future generations to drink while war rages around them, I think.